shots

i had this idea stuck in my head so have a b&w doddle of these proly drunk? babies
I should mention the human age I give them is something in between 21-24 years old so all legal alrighty



Sunfyre: *runs into a very distracted Tulip mumbling something* Hey, bro! Uhh... what you up to?

Tulip: *staring at something with dead eyes and quietly singing along to something on his ipod* and I can't see why don't you loooove me

Sunfyre: *shoves hand in front of Tulip's face* ... you ok bro?

Tulip: *keeps on singing*

Sunfyre: *realizes Tulip's staring at April* Oh hell no, this again? *takes Tulip's ear pods out* Listen, dude, you are my friend and I can't see you suffering like a love fool anymore. We are fixing this tonight.

Tulip: ...

Sunfyre: We're all going clubbing. 

Tulip: *finally looks at Sunfyre* ... WHAT?

-

at the nightclub

Sunfyre: Alright, let's go over the plan. You go to April, tell her you've got the hots for her and ask her out. Or... make out with her on the spot. Dunno, whatever comes first.

Tulip: ... I.... I'm not sure I can do this.

Sunfyre: Oook... take some shots first then. That'll give you all the courage you need. My treat! *softly chants to this tune*


later that night, still at the bar

Sunfyre: Bro. You've got this. It's time.

Tulip: Ahh-right, listen misterr. I've t-taken like what 3 effing shots but i can't do anyffing because April *sights* won't. LEAVE. SATAN'S. SIDE.

Sunfyre: ... what?

Tulip: *points to April and Vanilla working out crazy dance moves over on the dance floor* (visual reference: nika-tachikawa.deviantart.com/…)

Sunfyre: Oh yeah. I forgot you've got that thing with Vani.

Tulip: You mean satan. And she's been drinking too i'm not gettin' anywhere near her.

Sunfyre: In that case we gotta take her out of the way...

Tulip: ... oh OH! I know! You go hit on her!

Sunfyre: What? No!

Tulip: Hell yes why u selective now? Go hit on her! You're the wingman!

Sunfyre: .... well I... guess if I have to....

Tulip: ...

Sunfyre: .... I just... let me take some shots first too

Tulip: ... YOOOU! you're terrified of her too!!

Sunfyre: ... am not.

Tulip: Yesss u aaare!

Sunfyre: No! It's just... i'm terrified of hitting on her that's all.

Tulip: Shut up! You're scared! Scaaaared!

Sunfyre: *takes one shot* ... Shut up.



I wonder how this will turn out 

 


MLP (c) Hasbro/Lauren Faust
Sunfyre, Tulip (c) meep